Today I want to be very busy doing something else, and I don’t want to be fretting about not yet having put anything here. So, I just trawled through Twitter for a LOL quote, and here is the one that made me LOL the loudest, from some lady called (somewhat scarily) Olivia Mace:
My period tracker apps the same colour as the trainline one. Just showed a bemused inspector that I’m ovulating.
The twenty first century, eh? Problems, problems.