Here. Says Peter Caddick-Adams, PhD, FRHistS, FRGS (to whom thanks for retweeting):
Ridiculously phallic …
Watch it, and see if you agree. I don’t think phalluses (sp?) collapse like that.
FRGS, I’ve just discovered, stands for Fellow of the Royal Geographical Society. This costs, but you also have to be recommended, checked out, and everything. PC-A would have aced it, because he is an expert on battlefields, which can get very geographical.
I think that Doc Pete needs to seek specialist medical help.